SOHAM/FINAZ ki b’day and JALSA

                 Today we got treat from Soham and Finhas. Let me introduce them who don’t know them. Soham is little bit over-weight, good-natured, ready-to-help, funny, little bit moody and always cheerful no matter he got distinction or gracing marks, he remains same and he believes:”I AM GOD”. Finhas is kind of madan , cheerful, easy going and believes:”I am most eligible bachelor  in my particular muslim-society”. And ya he got very unique speaking style, which always made me laugh when I heard him in the beginning. He got as big heart as big madan he is.

                       Get to the point. The party was at VANITY at dairy den. We 15 people gathered there. At first aditya and harshid had not arrived so we all were waiting outside the restaurant. At that time one little beggar girl,age around 9, came there and Keyur G give him a PRERANA badge as he was having more than 3 of it. She became happy and as Keyur G was talking to her nicely, she became more confident and demanded for second badge. Abhijeet had given him a coin so she left and then again came with his younger brother,age around 5, and inspired him to beg for badge. After some moments Keyur and that two brother-sister were doing/playing “pakadapakdi” around us as Keyur G didn’t want to lose his another badge. Keyur G was running from a little girl, a nice scene to watch.

sitting arrangement

                        Then all except aditya arrived-entered into hotel-took seats.First we decided to have soup, only me (saumil) and pankil wanted to have tomato soup, actually at the end of one and half hours I and pankil realized that apart from us being brahmins our other preferances are also same.  Get back to the point. So 2 engineers, aniket and soham, counted how many tomato soups and
how many hot and sour soup we needed, they counted trice and proved wrong when soup arrived. After that aditya, only missing macho arrived in shorts or more sophisticatedly ‘in chadda’. He is part of web team of footprints and didn’t even get any time to wear pants, it’s ok man hota hai.  

 Me :”I don’t like to have hot n sour soup, I always like to have tomato..”

Pankil shaking hand with me:”same here, always prefer tomato soup.”                           

        Then dinner arrived, it was Punjabi. Butter roti, paneer tikka, paneer kolhapuri………

Pankill: “this one is not good..paneer tikka is fine..”

Me :”let me test it…yeah it’s bhangar, what’s the name of this sabji  ? so that I know which sabji I should not order. When I eat pajabi one sabji paneer tikka was fixed and second sabji can be anything..”

Pankil again with our hand-shaking: “me too.”

          After that we had done the same thing two more times as we discovered our same preferences on spice and rice. so much matches on the food sector ....

                        After then that we engrossed in talks about girls and other spicy …...dont remember exactly but some captures:

1)      Keyur P to finhas:”agar main gali bolne ki competition lagao na to yaha se surat take k bhi gali repeat na ho…talent ,you know…”

       Aniket :”sahi hai…”

       Me:”vo to tu bahot slow bolta hai na isliye…….”

2)  vishwa:”ala last time hum log fine arts me gaye the kya mal the yaar. ..”

Pankil:”hala vo backless dress vali kaisi thi yaar..”

keyurG and Aniket:”kya bat kar rahe ho?”

vishwa:”last year navaratri pe ham log fine arts gaye the. Only fine arts students allowed there but hum log kud ke ghus gaye the and vaha ki kya ladkiya thi yaaar….and ek ladki ne backless pahena tha, kya lag rahi thi..only dimond shaped top and only one string on backside…”

KeyurG:”ander kuch pahena hoga be..”

Vishwa :”ala itna samaz me nahi ayega kya… hum log ander ghus gaye the ”

Nisarg:”ander kuch pahena hota to support kaha hota, piche kuch to dikhta naa…”

Aniket:”video le lena tha na…”

Me:”we are too engrossed in watching them that it never happened to us…”

Pankil:”from next time, first day on navaratri will at fine arts.. ”

KeyurP:”mane lai jao la, nai to bao gado padshe..”

3) finhas:”mane uperwalae evo gajab power apyo che k aapdi vat sambhadya pachi ka to sme vado prabhavit  thai jai ka to mane marva dode pan bore na thay……”

4)keyurP:”apne ko ek hotel kholna hai…”

Aniket:”restaurant with bar...”

Finhas:”ve daru to aapde j pi jashu to profit shu thashe..?”

Me:”yeah…. Bar is a bad option..”

Aniket:”acha thick hai, bar dancer to rakhenge na..”

Me:”vo chalega…hahaha”

Aniket:”bar k construction me sabse pahele hum log kya banvayenge pata hai?”

Me “kya?”

Aniket :”khambha….poll for poll dance…..haha then next step audition for bar dancers…tiles and building vo sab bad me banvayenge…”

keyurP :”me usme judge banunga…”

aniket :”sahi hai yaar, hum log to ADIS  practically apply ker rahe hai”

5) At one moment we were making so much noise that the manager came to us and told”you are making too much noise and I can’t even heard other customers orders.. ”

 The next moment he regretted his decision to tell us that as we started making more noise…

After dinner we went outside the restaurant where a tragedy was waiting for nisarg. But before that we gave birthday bums to finhas and soham. We decided that from the next time we will give soham birthday bums w/o carrying him as after carrying him and giving him some kicks all of us exhausted except soham. Other candidates to get kicks are: NISARG, KEYUR, FINHAS,PANKIL. This time that beggar girl with his brother started chasing nisarg and that 5-6-year old boy said something to nisarg that become the moment of the day........................

Then we went to havmore for icecream.

Nisarg “mane to aa loko e khali khoto maryo..”

Pankil:”etle mane marva mate koi reason hatu?……….”

Nisarg :”ala aa party ma taru 350 rs nu contribution hatu ne…me to mafat ma mar khadho..”

me:”ala te to mafat ma mar khadho pan aa pankil e to rupia aapine mar khadho.. konu vadhare kharab kevay.."

                  keyurG is known for his bad choice for movies. If he liked some movies then be sure that it must going to be flop..so..here we go..

keyurG :”anyone want to come for ‘ye saali zindagi’ …….”

Me:”tu kal dekhne ja aur tu bolega ki bahot achi hai to ham log nahi dekhenge…” 

                     After saying that muze laga  use bura lag jayega but he kind of enjoying it… good …hum ladko ko iss age me kisika kuch bura nahi lagta…and that’s the best thing about being “the collegian”. After that we all went for our “home sweet home”.

                    While I was returning home from there, I saw two things that really shocked me, not joking. When I reached alkapuri garnada , 3 bikes overtook me, one with only one boy and other two with two boys riding on it. They seemed like college friends and chattering loudly with each other. The boys on the backseat had their mobiles in their hands. Then their faces suddenly lit up after reading some message. One of them screamed with laugh “got reply from jalpa…” the other also became exited and replied “me, toooo”. Then they all started laughing and particularly those two seated in back seat seemed lot more happy. I didn’t get it. Hey guys, if you get the scenario then please comment it.

                   The other thing that shocked me was one boy was being followed or say stalked by two perfectly beautiful girls. Actually I was passing by shreem-shalini mall (a mall in which e-mall is situated), I saw a boy walking swiftly and continuously looking suspiciously behind him. And 2 girls with hand-in-hand were following him. I slowed my bike just to get the situation. The boy took a wrong turn, I mean he was first going along the road and changed direction towards the mall, may be to get rid of those girls but they also took the wrong turn. Kind of reverse scenario. But I didn’t get this either. If there is one girl then ok or two boys following then it’s ok. I mean morally it’s not ok but understandable. But what was that? Comment the solution if you get it.

               

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